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Apparently I seem to have a Fenris/DA/smexy elf fetish going on atm. I regret nothing. >_<

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DA2 Fanfic Illustrated by Aimo

Ghosts & Shadows (NSFW)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3


One Shots
Whence My Heart Becomes the Sea (NSFW - Fenris X Hawke X Isabela)

Reason (NSFW)

BirdSong

Interlude (NSFW F!Hawke X Fenris)

Weaving Fate (Asunder Fanfic Challenge Entry)

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  1. My life is a bad porn

    bellaknoti:

    perfectchichi:

    There was a leak at work and they called a plumber and he looked like a cross between Oliver Reed and Hugh Jackman.And I thought to my self: This is an acceptable combination.

    Then he opened his mouth and sounded like Antonio Banderas.He was very self concious about his English.

    “Hello, I hear your parts need my help.I want to look at them.”

    Me: O-O

    “ERR..no that is not right. (Like he’s reading from a textbook) I.came.to.fix.your.sink.lady. Errr.miss,I mean ma’am.”

    Me: It’s down there

    “All the way in there? I need to get down.so dirty”*answers the phone* “Hello,yes,yes I’m there now.This girl has a very dirty thing.AHHHH I touch it and the wet comes out.”

    ogods what is air— why does this kind of thing never happen to me—

    (via louvette)

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      I had a bad porn day once too. I answered the door-phone and the guy said “Virgin” in a crazy Ukrainian accent. I...
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